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Thursday, July 28, 2016

SCREWED UP POEM



Roses are Red.
Violet's aren't blue.
I'm colorblind, so I can't tell between the two.

Let me tell you a story about the thing called life.
You eventually get married and get a wife.. 
Unless you're male and gay..
..but we'll discuss that some other day.

I drive a car, that isn't so good.
The engine is coming apart, under the hood.
I think I hit someone's dog.
Guess I shouldn't write a poem, while driving in fog.

But all is well, and life continues to run...
..well, unless you're the dog..
and then it's no fun.

I was gonna vote in this year's election.
But it's about as pointless as an old man's erection.

So I moved on to find something else to do.
I think I'll wear a cow suit and begin to moo.

So here I am in a padded room.
But don't worry, it's not all gloom and doom.

I get three meals a day..
..and get talk to the dog, that I ran over yesterday.

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